Sub-Assistant Chris Here:
Sydney instructed me to make two things clear to all her followers:
1. Stoopid humans give her special foods but she disdains them. Wants cheap supermarket fishy treats, like you. Sydney is kitteh of the peoples.
2, Though sickness requires more naps, Sydney is working as hard as ever for all her clients.
Sydney:
Bad Agent Sydney wants to hear from YOU!
Please leave your queries, questions, or comments! Perhaps Sydney's response will inspire a future post!
While Bad Agent Sydney is not taking on new clients at this time, she is well aware that ALL WRITERS NEED CAT SUPERVISION! Little known fact that this instinctive talent that ALL cats have! Writers (and everyone want to be writer!), do to local shelter and ADOPT HOMELESS KITTY TODAY! Use this LINK to find shelter near you! GO! AGENT SYDNEY SAYS!
If you found this post useful or fun, please be aware that Sydney has NEEDS! Toys. Catnip. TUNA! Support Sydney (and her people) by digging deep and sending a "thank-you" donantion her way. PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! (You cannot resist my hypnotic "pay up!" purr! PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Sunday, July 28, 2013
Friday, July 26, 2013
Cat Assistant Steve here...
I'm sad to report that Sydney, the real-life cat who has "played" the fictional Bad Agent Sydney these past few years, and who is the inspiration for her diva personality, is quite ill. She started sneezing and coughing a few days ago. It seemed to get better yesterday, then went the other way last night. She was quite warm and lethargic, and lost interest in her beloved Greenie treats, which scared me more than anything. We got her into the vet this morning as early as possible, and after $400 or so worth of tests (some of which we are admittedly waiting for results on), we still don't know what is wrong.
The X-Rays show that her lungs are congested, and she was running a temperature of 106 (101 is normal). It could be a whole shopping list of things, from treatable, to maintainable to fatal. We just don't know. They gave her injections of antibiotics and a fast-acting steroids and she is home now. We're watching her closely, making her comfortable, and hoping for improvement (and that maybe the test results will tell us more).
Sydney could use your good thoughts right now. If you're feeling generous, you could help out her vet bills by buying her ebook, or making a donation at the button below. But it would be enough if you just go give your pet a hug right now. (And if you don't have a pet, go rescue one from your local shelter right away. Sydney would like that.)
-Steve
Bad Agent Sydney wants to hear from YOU! Please leave your queries, questions, or comments! Perhaps Sydney's response will inspire a future post! While Bad Agent Sydney is not taking on new clients at this time, she is well aware that ALL WRITERS NEED CAT SUPERVISION! Little known fact that this instinctive talent that ALL cats have! Writers (and everyone want to be writer!), do to local shelter and ADOPT HOMELESS KITTY TODAY! Use this LINK to find shelter near you! GO! AGENT SYDNEY SAYS! If you found this post useful or fun, please be aware that Sydney has NEEDS! Toys. Catnip. TUNA! Support Sydney (and her people) by digging deep and sending a "thank-you" donantion her way. PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! (You cannot resist my hypnotic "pay up!" purr! PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
I'm sad to report that Sydney, the real-life cat who has "played" the fictional Bad Agent Sydney these past few years, and who is the inspiration for her diva personality, is quite ill. She started sneezing and coughing a few days ago. It seemed to get better yesterday, then went the other way last night. She was quite warm and lethargic, and lost interest in her beloved Greenie treats, which scared me more than anything. We got her into the vet this morning as early as possible, and after $400 or so worth of tests (some of which we are admittedly waiting for results on), we still don't know what is wrong.
The X-Rays show that her lungs are congested, and she was running a temperature of 106 (101 is normal). It could be a whole shopping list of things, from treatable, to maintainable to fatal. We just don't know. They gave her injections of antibiotics and a fast-acting steroids and she is home now. We're watching her closely, making her comfortable, and hoping for improvement (and that maybe the test results will tell us more).
Sydney could use your good thoughts right now. If you're feeling generous, you could help out her vet bills by buying her ebook, or making a donation at the button below. But it would be enough if you just go give your pet a hug right now. (And if you don't have a pet, go rescue one from your local shelter right away. Sydney would like that.)
-Steve
Bad Agent Sydney wants to hear from YOU! Please leave your queries, questions, or comments! Perhaps Sydney's response will inspire a future post! While Bad Agent Sydney is not taking on new clients at this time, she is well aware that ALL WRITERS NEED CAT SUPERVISION! Little known fact that this instinctive talent that ALL cats have! Writers (and everyone want to be writer!), do to local shelter and ADOPT HOMELESS KITTY TODAY! Use this LINK to find shelter near you! GO! AGENT SYDNEY SAYS! If you found this post useful or fun, please be aware that Sydney has NEEDS! Toys. Catnip. TUNA! Support Sydney (and her people) by digging deep and sending a "thank-you" donantion her way. PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! (You cannot resist my hypnotic "pay up!" purr! PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Wednesday, July 17, 2013
Sydney:
People ask the Sydney, "why do you not post more of your Bad Agent wisdoms on your blog?" Well, first of all, Sydney is lazy. Basically, from the end of last summer till now was all one, big, nap!
Second of all, Sydney mostly reports here on her Bad Agent schemes, but Sydney is too lazy to come up with new ones. Sydney just copies ideas from other two-legged agents that she hears about! The thing is, other agents just don't come up with that many new ideas. Apparently all the old ideas for scams, schemes, screw-ups and rip-offs that Sydney has already written about work just fine! Writers is just as gullible as evers! It is good to be an agent!
That does not mean that agents does not come up with new schemes now and then. Sydney will try and pick up on some of them and report them, because just as much as Sydney is lazy, she is now also bored!
In the mean times, notice that Sydney is back to posting most weekdays on the Twitters! Be sure to follow her at @badagentsydney for your daily (sometimes, mostly) does of Sydney!
Bad Agent Sydney wants to hear from YOU! Please leave your queries, questions, or comments! Perhaps Sydney's response will inspire a future post! While Bad Agent Sydney is not taking on new clients at this time, she is well aware that ALL WRITERS NEED CAT SUPERVISION! Little known fact that this instinctive talent that ALL cats have! Writers (and everyone want to be writer!), do to local shelter and ADOPT HOMELESS KITTY TODAY! Use this LINK to find shelter near you! GO! AGENT SYDNEY SAYS! If you found this post useful or fun, please be aware that Sydney has NEEDS! Toys. Catnip. TUNA! Support Sydney (and her people) by digging deep and sending a "thank-you" donantion her way. PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! (You cannot resist my hypnotic "pay up!" purr! PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
People ask the Sydney, "why do you not post more of your Bad Agent wisdoms on your blog?" Well, first of all, Sydney is lazy. Basically, from the end of last summer till now was all one, big, nap!
Second of all, Sydney mostly reports here on her Bad Agent schemes, but Sydney is too lazy to come up with new ones. Sydney just copies ideas from other two-legged agents that she hears about! The thing is, other agents just don't come up with that many new ideas. Apparently all the old ideas for scams, schemes, screw-ups and rip-offs that Sydney has already written about work just fine! Writers is just as gullible as evers! It is good to be an agent!
That does not mean that agents does not come up with new schemes now and then. Sydney will try and pick up on some of them and report them, because just as much as Sydney is lazy, she is now also bored!
In the mean times, notice that Sydney is back to posting most weekdays on the Twitters! Be sure to follow her at @badagentsydney for your daily (sometimes, mostly) does of Sydney!
Bad Agent Sydney wants to hear from YOU! Please leave your queries, questions, or comments! Perhaps Sydney's response will inspire a future post! While Bad Agent Sydney is not taking on new clients at this time, she is well aware that ALL WRITERS NEED CAT SUPERVISION! Little known fact that this instinctive talent that ALL cats have! Writers (and everyone want to be writer!), do to local shelter and ADOPT HOMELESS KITTY TODAY! Use this LINK to find shelter near you! GO! AGENT SYDNEY SAYS! If you found this post useful or fun, please be aware that Sydney has NEEDS! Toys. Catnip. TUNA! Support Sydney (and her people) by digging deep and sending a "thank-you" donantion her way. PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! (You cannot resist my hypnotic "pay up!" purr! PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
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