Writer friends: Sydney is serious this week. She knows sometimes she says one thing, you do other (like herding cats!), but not this time. I say, you do!
Sydney has it so good, being supported in life of luxury by writers, that she sometimes forgets many, MANY kitties not so lucky. Sydney and Mr. Oz know what is like, having lived on hard streets once. (Well, Bad Agent Sydney lived for couple weeks in writer's crawl-space till they come find her, but same thing.)
But seriously. Looking for funny cat things to share with you, she made mistake of searching for "Cat" on Google news. DO NOT DO! HORROR SHOW! Many cats with no homes on street, many bad peoples to do things to them! THIS CANNOT STAND!
Meanwhile, has come to Bad Agent Sydney's attention that many writers going to waste without proper cat supervision! ALL WRITERS NEED CAT SUPERVISION! I repeat: ALL WRITERS NEED CAT SUPERVISION!
Somewhere right near you is cats needing good homes and writers to supervise. Go to shelter near you! Many chain pet stores also host adoption centers. Sydney was in Petco just yesterday, see many pretty, nice cats need homes!
Sydney knows you are only writers and possibly not smart enough to find shelter on your own, so here is link to help: AdoptAPet.com
GO! GO NOW, FOR OWN GOOD! NEED PROPER SUPERVISION TODAY!*
- Sydney
*Bad Agent Sydney also concedes that there are also many, many dogs in need of good homes too. She admits that while they are too dumb to provide proper writer supervision, they may provide companionship and fetch your slippers, which no dignified cat would EVER do.
Bad Agent Sydney wants to hear from YOU!
Please leave your queries, questions, or comments! Perhaps Sydney's response will inspire a future post!
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