Yesterday reporter was by to talk to Sydney about her new "ebook pre-printification" program for clients. (We does not call it "publishing" silly peoples!)
Works like this: Sydney sends client's books to "trained pre-printification specialists" in third-world country where orphans format into ebooks in exchange for handful of rice and moldy dates. Then Sydney does the backbreaking job of uploading files to Amazon, Barnes & Nobel and other sites! (Just kiddings! Sydney has orphans do that part too!)
For this, Sydney takes only standard 20% of whatever sales she decides to report to clients, whenever she decides to report it! Clients all think Sydney is hero! (Because this is what Sydney tells them to think, and clients mostly thinks what Sydney tells them to think! Sydney LOVES this business!)
So, this reporter asks if Sydney Agency can possibly to the kind of professional job traditional New York publishers can! SYDNEY IS ALL OVER THIS! Sydney points out how sloppy and error filled many New York ebooks is! Then Sydney explains to reporter moron how, after takes New York housing prices and cost of living into effect, SYDNEY'S ORPHANS ACTUALLY PAID MORE THAN THEIR EDITORS! PURRR!
Sydney knows she made impression on reporter, because they was writing very fast, and kept breaking pencils! Also how their left eye kept twitching!
So, yes, Sydney has been in press dissing traditional publishers and saying she can do better job for clients, traditional publishers where many is still expecting Sydney to sell their books!
Do not worries, clients! Sydney does not think this will hurt your chances of selling to them!
And there is always "ebook pre-printification program" to fall back on.
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