Sunday, July 28, 2013

For The Record

Sub-Assistant Chris Here:
Sydney instructed me to make two things clear to all her followers:

1. Stoopid humans give her special foods but she disdains them.  Wants cheap supermarket fishy treats, like you.  Sydney is kitteh of the peoples.

2,  Though sickness requires more naps, Sydney is working as hard as ever for all her clients.



Sydney: Bad Agent Sydney wants to hear from YOU! Please leave your queries, questions, or comments! Perhaps Sydney's response will inspire a future post! While Bad Agent Sydney is not taking on new clients at this time, she is well aware that ALL WRITERS NEED CAT SUPERVISION!  Little known fact that this instinctive talent that ALL cats have!  Writers (and everyone want to be writer!), do to local shelter and ADOPT HOMELESS KITTY TODAY!  Use this LINK to find shelter near you!  GO!  AGENT SYDNEY SAYS! If you found this post useful or fun, please be aware that Sydney has NEEDS! Toys. Catnip. TUNA! Support Sydney (and her people) by digging deep and sending a "thank-you" donantion her way. PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! (You cannot resist my hypnotic "pay up!" purr! PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

2 comments:

  1. Sydney, it sounds like you're doing better, which is good to hear. Question: I just adopted a dog from our local Humane Society. Do they also make good writer supervisors?

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  2. (Typing for Sydney): Sydney does not like the dogs, but many writers seem to. No accounting for taste I guess. If you must have one, they may have some value as a foot stool or a way to dig up unsightly roses in your garden, but Sydney doesn't seem much supervisory potential here. But, whatevers floats your boat! ANY PET SUPERVISION BETTER THAN NONE AT ALL! (I'm talkings to you, Mr. Iguana!)

    -Syd

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