Sydney:
Good news! Sydney is starting a writing school for would-be clients! If you're not good enough for Sydney to read out of slush, you is still plenty good enough to give Sydney money to learns how to write!
If you pays to go through Sydney's writing school, Sydney almost certainly promises to put your submissions back in her slush pile, maybes near the top! Slush pile is not quite tall enough to get Sydney into prime afternoon sunny spot!
Of course, Sydney cannot teach you. First, she is busy napping on top of slush-pile. Seconds, she is just a little cat, and cannot write.
So Sydney needs to hire some writing instructors! How to find peoples? Hmmm. Sydney has heard that if you go to Home Depot parking lot in the morning, you can hire people there...
Get your moneys ready! Sydney will be right back!
PURRRRRR!
Bad Agent Sydney wants to hear from YOU! Please leave your queries, questions, or comments! Perhaps Sydney's response will inspire a future post! While Bad Agent Sydney is not taking on new clients at this time, she is well aware that ALL WRITERS NEED CAT SUPERVISION! Little known fact that this instinctive talent that ALL cats have! Writers (and everyone want to be writer!), do to local shelter and ADOPT HOMELESS KITTY TODAY! Use this LINK to find shelter near you! GO! AGENT SYDNEY SAYS!
If you found this post useful or fun, please be aware that Sydney has NEEDS! Toys. Catnip. TUNA! Support Sydney (and her people) by digging deep and sending a "thank-you" donantion her way. PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! (You cannot resist my hypnotic "pay up!" purr! PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
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