Hey, want to self-publish your work as ebookses, but don't want to do the work yourselfs? Don't have much moneys? Bad Agent Sydney Agency has new service for you!
Sydney is now offering full ebook publishing services with NO moneys up front! Just let Sydney collect sales and she takes SMALL percentages, none aboves 15%, to cover the work done by her crack publishing team that she recruiteds from the parking lot in front of Home Depot!
Here is how goes:
Editings 15% Fee
Cover Design 15% Fee
Cover Arts or Photo 10% Fee
Typesetting 10% Fee
Copyediting 15% Fee
Proofing 10% Fee
Cover copy-writings 10% Fee
Ebook Processings 10% Fee
Accounting 10% Fee
Simple, huh?
Well, Sydney must go now. Has to call client and tell them good newses and bad newses. Good newses is, client sold $10000 dollars worth of ebooks this month! Bad newses is they now owes Sydney $500!
PURRRRRR!
Bad Agent Sydney wants to hear from YOU! Please leave your queries, questions, or comments! Perhaps Sydney's response will inspire a future post! While Bad Agent Sydney is not taking on new clients at this time, she is well aware that ALL WRITERS NEED CAT SUPERVISION! Little known fact that this instinctive talent that ALL cats have! Writers (and everyone want to be writer!), do to local shelter and ADOPT HOMELESS KITTY TODAY! Use this LINK to find shelter near you! GO! AGENT SYDNEY SAYS! If you found this post useful or fun, please be aware that Sydney has NEEDS! Toys. Catnip. TUNA! Support Sydney (and her people) by digging deep and sending a "thank-you" donantion her way. PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! (You cannot resist my hypnotic "pay up!" purr! PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
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