Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Sydney Wisdom of the Day: The Book Doctor


Dear client:

Have just slept on read your latest manuscript.  

Bad news: it sucks!  

Good news: it can be fixed!

Allow me to refer you to a book doctor I have in my pocket with whom I often work, Mr. Oz...

For a small kickback fee, Mr. Oz will sit on go over your manuscript and take care of all your problems.

No, Mr. Oz has never sold a book of his own.  In fact, he has never written a book.  In fact, he cannot spell, and has a fair contempt for human language.

But do not worry!  His claws are very, very sharp!


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