Many writers want to sign with Bad Agent Sydney because "she works for tuna."
Stupid writers do no understand tuna = money!
You sign contract, I get 15%. Tuna, dollars, quatloos, does not matter. I get 15%!
Stupid writers only look at dollar signs. In publishing, for writers, and for me, many things is money! Subrights is money. Royalty terms is money. Time is money. Even reversion-clause is money!
Long as stupid writers only look at dollar signs, nobody paying attention to what I do with everything else. Nobody notice that semi-truck just back up to Sydney's office with daily tuna delivery!
Writers should treat everything in business like money, but don't.
Is good to be me!
So don't you worry your pretty little head about it!
Bad Agent Sydney wants to hear from YOU!
Please leave your queries, questions, or comments! Perhaps Sydney's response will inspire a future post!
If you found this post useful or fun, please be aware that Sydney has NEEDS! Toys. Catnip. TUNA! Support Sydney (and her people) by digging deep and sending a "thank-you" donantion her way. PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! (You cannot resist my hypnotic "pay up!" purr! PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!