Okay, Sydney has been slacking off this last week. Has not posted new writer-cat photo winners. Well, slacking off is what Sydney does best! Hey, sometimes, abusing clients takes up alls my time. No times to abuse you guys!
Anyway, Sydney needed a treat, so here's new winner! (First prize in contest? Sydney gets treat! Hey, my contest, my rules. I'M'S A CAT!)
Entry sent in by writer-person Rory Miller. Him's write book called "Meditations on Violence." Sounds serious, Rory. Lighten up! Cat help with that! Rory's has website: http://chirontraining.com. Also has blog at http://chirontraining.blogspot.com
Anyway, here's picture. Prize for Veronica! (Other first-prize in contest, Veronica gets treat! Rory gives! Go get treat, Rory. We look at picture and read ur note!)
Rory writes caption (like I says: serious!):
Have problems with BUC (butt in chair)? Veronica makes sure author Rory Miller stays put during writing time. "If writer not write, NO TUNA 4 ME! Writrfail! Kitteh must have tuna."
See! Now this is what Sydney calls proper writer supervision! ALL WRITERS NEED CAT SUPERVISION! GET YOUR SUPERVISION TODAY! FIND LOCAL SHELTER USING LINK AT BOTTOM OF MESSAGE!
Rory also writes:
The Miller family adopted Veronica after her former owners gave her up for adoption due to health problems. Veronica is now healthy and thriving in her two writer household.
Ill or special needs animals might require foster families because many shelters often won't adopt out sick animals, and they have limited space set aside for them. Some veterinarians offer low cost
or free support for ill or injured animals that arrive at shelters, but the need often overwhelms resources. If you'd like to help, ask your local shelter for more details.
Hey, also kind of serious, Rory, but heart in right place! Some kitties has special needs, but still full of love and WRITER SUPERVISION! Is you the kind of special writer they needs? GO HELP! NOW! U WILL B REWARDED! Maybe Sydney even gives you a Greenie! GO!
That is all. Sydney back soon with more wisdom and photo winners. Right after nap...
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