Monday, March 15, 2010

Sydney Wisdom of the Day - Conflict of Interest


Dear client,

Bad news: Sydney has not sent your great new novel manuscript out to anyone!

Good news: Reason is, Sydney has decided to start her own publishing company and has cherry-picked your book to be her first release!  You would much rather be published by "Cat Box Books" than by stupid-old Putnam or Random House, right?

Do not worry.  Sydney will not charge you much for printing.

No, this is not conflict of interest.  Stop thinking that... LOOK!!!  OVER THERE!!!  A CLOWN!!!!!!


Bad Agent Sydney wants to hear from YOU!
Please leave your queries, questions, or comments! Perhaps Sydney's response will inspire a future post!

While Bad Agent Sydney is not taking on new clients at this time, she is well aware that ALL WRITERS NEED CAT SUPERVISION!  Little known fact that this instinctive talent that ALL cats have!  Writers (and everyone want to be writer!), do to local shelter and ADOPT HOMELESS KITTY TODAY!  Use this LINK to find shelter near you!  GO!  AGENT SYDNEY SAYS!

If you found this post useful or fun, please be aware that Sydney has NEEDS! Toys. Catnip. TUNA! Support Sydney (and her people) by digging deep and sending a "thank-you" donantion her way. PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! (You cannot resist my hypnotic "pay up!" purr! PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

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