Sydney:
Bad Agent Sydney's ego depends on her being center of universe, and thus, she must occasionally extend her munificence to others in order to demonstrate it.
She reads your manuscript: Doing you favor.
She takes you as client: Doing you BIG favor!
She returns your calls: Doing you BIG, BIG favor!
She actually sends something out for you, doing you HUGE favor!
The more important the little things Sydney does are, the more important Sydney herself is! NOTHING happen for writers without Sydney-gifts! Sydney like publishing God!
Screw Zod! Kneel before Sydney! Worship at my altar, and leave offerings of tuna for me!
You buying all this, right?
Is good to be me!
PURRRR!
Bad Agent Sydney wants to hear from YOU!
Please leave your queries, questions, or comments! Perhaps Sydney's response will inspire a future post!
While Bad Agent Sydney is not taking on new clients at this time, she is well aware that ALL WRITERS NEED CAT SUPERVISION! Little known fact that this instinctive talent that ALL cats have! Writers (and everyone want to be writer!), do to local shelter and ADOPT HOMELESS KITTY TODAY! Use this LINK to find shelter near you! GO! AGENT SYDNEY SAYS!
If you found this post useful or fun, please be aware that Sydney has NEEDS! Toys. Catnip. TUNA! Support Sydney (and her people) by digging deep and sending a "thank-you" donantion her way. PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! (You cannot resist my hypnotic "pay up!" purr! PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
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