Bad Agent Sydney's ego depends on her being center of universe, and thus, she must occasionally extend her munificence to others in order to demonstrate it.
She reads your manuscript: Doing you favor.
She takes you as client: Doing you BIG favor!
She returns your calls: Doing you BIG, BIG favor!
She actually sends something out for you, doing you HUGE favor!
The more important the little things Sydney does are, the more important Sydney herself is! NOTHING happen for writers without Sydney-gifts! Sydney like publishing God!
Screw Zod! Kneel before Sydney! Worship at my altar, and leave offerings of tuna for me!
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Is good to be me!
Bad Agent Sydney wants to hear from YOU!
Please leave your queries, questions, or comments! Perhaps Sydney's response will inspire a future post!
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