Sydney:
Got new writer-cat photo winner today! Big day! Not one kitty, but three! THIS MEANS BIG PRIZE IS SYDNEY GETS THREE TREATS!!! Also Lacey, Grady, and FlufferBelle. (Sydney thinks this right. From Jo's message, could be other cats name Sofa, Grey Guy, Reggie, and Rascal. Sydney not clear on this, but important to figure out! Could get MORE treats!)
Kitties rescued by writer Mary Jo Putney, who must now give all these kitties, whoever they are TREATS! Get to work Mary Jo! We look at pictures while you gone!
Mary Jo writes this for kitties:
Attached are pictures of Lacey on the Sofa, Grady the Gray Guy, and FlufferBelle. They were SPCA specials--Grady was the full price cat, Lacey the half price puss. Grady and the Fluffster both have pictures by the monitor which show who they help me with my writing. Grady, having a Y chromosome and much confidence, is relaxed about the newer rescues, FlufferBelle and Reggie The Rascal. Lacey, being high strung, hates them both and has a yowl that will peel paint. Despite the drama queen antics, though, they rub along reasonably well.
- Mary Jo Putney, who thinks that cats channel creativity from the astral plane
Sydney does not know about "Astral Plane." She is saving up to buy Gulfstream full of Tuna though. ("Gulfstream full of tuna" like a big, tasty, pun that flies though, so that pretty creative I guess.)
Even with many cats to help, Mary Jo writes many books, sells many books. See, here's one she write:
No cat on cover though (just dressy people with no heads!), so probably not very good! Still, she sell, writers! Maybe you go rescue three kitties, give good homes, you sell too!
Also, go buy Mary Jo's books! Help support her kitties! Need new bathrooms so everybody has own sink! GO! BUY NOW! I WAIT!
Okay, now go adopt kitties overlords of your own! Find shelter near you using link at bottom of message! IS AT BOTTOM OF EVERY MESSAGE SYDNEY POSTS NOW! WHY SOME YOU NOT GOT KITTY SUPERVISION YET!?!
(Homeless kitties! Hang on! Sydney is working fast as can! Stupid writers! Is like herding -- well -- cats...)
- Syd
Bad Agent Sydney wants to hear from YOU!
Please leave your queries, questions, or comments! Perhaps Sydney's response will inspire a future post!
While Bad Agent Sydney is not taking on new clients at this time, she is well aware that ALL WRITERS NEED CAT SUPERVISION! Little known fact that this instinctive talent that ALL cats have! Writers (and everyone want to be writer!), do to local shelter and ADOPT HOMELESS KITTY TODAY! Use this LINK to find shelter near you! GO! AGENT SYDNEY SAYS!
If you found this post useful or fun, please be aware that Sydney has NEEDS! Toys. Catnip. TUNA! Support Sydney (and her people) by digging deep and sending a "thank-you" donantion her way. PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! (You cannot resist my hypnotic "pay up!" purr! PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
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My Kitties are VASTLY pleased to be noticed by the Bad Agent Sydney Cat herself! Grady, Lacey, and the Fluffster (aka Fluffums, FlufferBelle, and all other variations on Fluff) are my three rescues. Reggie the Rascal is my half-cat, who visits on weekends. (He was from an adoption center at Petco.)
ReplyDeleteWhen Reggie passes to that great couch in the sky, his epitaph will read "Cute will get you a lot way. )
Mary Jo Putney, hoping Sydney enjoys her treats, and sending cat smoochies from my fur friends to her.