Stupid clients: of COURSE Sydney knows far more about publishing contracts than you do. Sydney spends much times with contracts (she sleeps on top of piles of them all the time) and is an expert on law, even though she has never gone to law school or passed any bar or watched more than half an episode of "Boston Legal" without curling up in people's lap and falling asleeps!
Why? Because Sydney is AGENT! Went to Blogwart's School of Agenting, where after much teachings drank the magic Potion of Knowing and was issued mystical Contract Wand!
HAHAHAHAHAHA! You writers will believe anything! Sydney loves using your imagination against you! Does not matter if Sydney went to imaginary and almost certainly not trademarked school or not! As with all things, writers believe that because Sydney calls herself "agent," she has magic powers, like Santa or Tooth Fairy! Sydney's phone calls are better than theirs. Sydney's letters are better than theirs. Sydney's mailings are better than theirs. And most CERTAINLY, all Sydney's knowings are better than theirs.
So do not be coming to Sydney questioning "organ donation clause," or "do-not-resuscitate clause." Is just standard publishing boilerplate with no real meanings! Is above your pay-grade to understand! If it were important, Sydney would tell you so! Certainly you should NOT refer it to a lawyer -- or the FBI.
Now goes away! Sydney has to go fill the bathtub with ice.
Is good to be me!
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Thursday, March 1, 2012
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