Friday, December 13, 2013

Sydney:

Good news! Sydney has just amended her 432 page agent/author agreement!  

Now not even death will separate you from Sydney's tender mercies!  Now Sydney gets to play with  screw  rob  help your estate too!  This is good for you because you will be dead and will not see what Sydney is doing!  Also good for you that you really didn't like all those relatives anyway, and now Sydney can screw with them for you when you are gone!

Is good to be me!

PURRRRRRR!



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