Sydney:
Dear writers,
Things that make me happy: Lack of clear instructions.
For instance, when writer sends Sydney into contract negotiations without clear instructions, is like license for Sydney to act in her own best self-interest (like she wouldn't do that anyway!).
Writers forget, while we both after that contract, my priorities not same. If Sydney says, "pay more or we walk," and they say "walk," Sydney loses only commission on ONE sale for ONE client. Sydney has MANY clients, and MANY deals going! Sometimes, Sydney likes to go for broke, especially when it's only YOU that have all the chips on the line!
PURRRR!
(Sydney likes gambling metaphors. Favorite: "Go fish!")
Bad Agent Sydney wants to hear from YOU!
Please leave your queries, questions, or comments! Perhaps Sydney's response will inspire a future post!
While Bad Agent Sydney is not taking on new clients at this time, she is well aware that ALL WRITERS NEED CAT SUPERVISION! Little known fact that this instinctive talent that ALL cats have! Writers (and everyone want to be writer!), do to local shelter and ADOPT HOMELESS KITTY TODAY! Use this LINK to find shelter near you! GO! AGENT SYDNEY SAYS!
If you found this post useful or fun, please be aware that Sydney has NEEDS! Toys. Catnip. TUNA! Support Sydney (and her people) by digging deep and sending a "thank-you" donantion her way. PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! (You cannot resist my hypnotic "pay up!" purr! PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
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Showing posts with label priorities. Show all posts
Monday, March 1, 2010
Monday, February 15, 2010
Sydney Wisdom of the Day - Part Time Agent
Sydney:
I'm thinking of opening a "Boutique" agency. I'll have the literary offices in the back, and sell embarrassing dog-clothes out front! (How you liking that pink rhinestone collar and matching tutu, butch? PurRRR!)
Hey, I can multitask! You don't mind having a part-time agent, do you?
Do not worry your pretty little head about it.
PURRRRR!
If you found this post useful or fun, please be aware that Sydney has NEEDS! Toys. Catnip. TUNA! Support Sydney (and her people) by digging deep and sending a "thank-you" donantion her way. PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! (You cannot resist my hypnotic "pay up!" purr! PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
I'm thinking of opening a "Boutique" agency. I'll have the literary offices in the back, and sell embarrassing dog-clothes out front! (How you liking that pink rhinestone collar and matching tutu, butch? PurRRR!)
Hey, I can multitask! You don't mind having a part-time agent, do you?
Do not worry your pretty little head about it.
PURRRRR!
If you found this post useful or fun, please be aware that Sydney has NEEDS! Toys. Catnip. TUNA! Support Sydney (and her people) by digging deep and sending a "thank-you" donantion her way. PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! (You cannot resist my hypnotic "pay up!" purr! PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Friday, January 15, 2010
Sydney Wisdom of the Day - Being liked by editors
Sydney:
Editors like people who do not waste their time with inferior work. I never send editors anything. Editors like me very much and scratch my ears.
PURRRRRRRRRR
If you found this post useful or fun, please be aware that Sydney has NEEDS! Toys. Catnip. TUNA! Support Sydney (and her people) by digging deep and sending a "thank-you" donantion her way. PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! (You cannot resist my hypnotic "pay up!" purr! PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
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