Next Contest Winner: Bellah and her writer Cindie Geddes!

Sydney:


Time for next winner in Sydney's big contest to promote writers obtaining proper supervision by adopting homeless kitties!  Remember: ALL WRITERS NEED CAT SUPERVISION!


Today's big winner is cat Bellah! (not named after sparkle vampire lady!  Stupid!)  Bellah's writer Cindie Geddes sends this message:

Bellah (named by my son after a cousin, not the famous character) was born under writer Jennifer Baumer's porch, along with many siblings (all who ended up in writer homes). When she came to me she had never been touched by people. She was feral and ferocious and a little nuts. She is no longer feral, still a little nuts, but now only ferocious when giving her writer instruction. Unfortunately for me, she does not limit her instructions to just my writing life.


That's it, Cindie!  NO LIMITS ON CAT SUPERVISION!  YOU LIKE IT!  YOU KNOW YOU DO!


Also, check out that picture!  BELLAH IS TOTALLY TELLING HER HOW TO DRIVE!  IS SO AWESOME!  


Sydney is so happy with this entry, she gets a treat (which she was going to get anyway)!  Now, Bellah gets treat.  DRIVE-THU FISH AND CHIPS!  GO CINDIE!  BELLAH KNOWS WAY!  FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS!  GO!


That is SO cool!


So, writer, are you still making do with old-fashioned GPS satnav?  THIS CAN NOT STAND!  CAT IS YOUR CO-PILOT!  BRING YOUR SEATS TO A FULL, UPRIGHT POSITION AND GO TO ANIMAL SHELTER!  DO NOW!  FOLLOW THIS LINK TO ADOPTAPET.COM IF YOU DO NOT HAVE CAT ON BACK OF SEAT TO TELL YOU WAY!  GO!!


PURRRR!


Bad Agent Sydney wants to hear from YOU!
Please leave your queries, questions, or comments! Perhaps Sydney's response will inspire a future post!

If you found this post useful or fun, please be aware that Sydney has NEEDS! Toys. Catnip. TUNA! Support Sydney (and her people) by digging deep and sending a "thank-you" donantion her way. PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! (You cannot resist my hypnotic "pay up!" purr! PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

A New Contest from Sydney for Writers and their Cats

Sydney:


Yesterday Sydney started important crusade to hook up homeless kitties with aimless writers.  Say again:
ALL WRITERS NEED CAT SUPERVISION!!  If you miss message, go read now.  HERE!


But many writers already read and they say to me, "Sydney, you are sweet to think of this, but I already have adopted my cat overlords.  Let me tell you about them..."


This is when Sydney thinks, "writer who has already cat overlords can inspire catless-writers to accept their destiny (say in Darth Vader voice)!  So Sydney is launching a new contest!


Works like this!  You send me email pictures of your cats, or of you and your cats!  Tell me names!  If you want, tell me short, cute stories of how cat supervision has improved life and/or writing!  Email me at sydney@badagent.me!


If I like, I run here at Sydney-blog, and you win!  Prize?  I get treat!  (Hey, I am cat, and is MY contest!)  Also your cats get treat!  You give!  (They are cats, and is still MY contest!)  So fire up cameras!  Send now!  Go!


RULES:
1.  ENTERING GIVES SYDNEY T. CAT AND HER AUTHORIZED PEOPLE NON-EXCLUSIVE RIGHT TO USE AS WE SEE FIT.  U send, is MINE!  Next rule!
2.  ONLY WRITERS AND THEIR ADOPTED CATS MAY ENTER.  Okay, writers and their dogs, ferrets, mice, fish may enter, but Bad Sydney reserves right to make fun of or possibly eat them.  Next rule!
3.  PRIZES: Sydney's people will provide her with favorite Greenies treat!  Writer must give their cat (dog, ferret, mouse, fish) favorite treat.  YOU!  Not haft give Greenies.  THEIR FAVORITE!  YOU KNOW!  Stupid writers.  Next Rule!
4.  DEADLINE:  No deadline.  Just till Sydney gets tired or bored.  HURRY ANYWAY!  Stupid writers.  Next Rule!
5.  NO MORE RULES!  Unless Sydney thinks more later.  Can do!  Stupid writers!  GO TAKE PICTURES OF CATS!  GO!

PURRR!




Bad Agent Sydney wants to hear from YOU!
Please leave your queries, questions, or comments! Perhaps Sydney's response will inspire a future post!

If you found this post useful or fun, please be aware that Sydney has NEEDS! Toys. Catnip. TUNA! Support Sydney (and her people) by digging deep and sending a "thank-you" donantion her way. PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! (You cannot resist my hypnotic "pay up!" purr! PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

IMPORTANT: All Writers NEED cats! (Some cats need writers.)

Sydney:

Writer friends: Sydney is serious this week.  She knows sometimes she says one thing, you do other (like herding cats!), but not this time.  I say, you do!


Sydney has it so good, being supported in life of luxury by writers, that she sometimes forgets many, MANY kitties not so lucky.  Sydney and Mr. Oz know what is like, having lived on hard streets once.  (Well, Bad Agent Sydney lived for couple weeks in writer's crawl-space till they come find her, but same thing.)  


But seriously.  Looking for funny cat things to share with you, she made mistake of searching for "Cat" on Google news.  DO NOT DO!  HORROR SHOW!  Many cats with no homes on street, many bad peoples to do things to them!  THIS CANNOT STAND!


Meanwhile, has come to Bad Agent Sydney's attention that many writers going to waste without proper cat supervision!  ALL WRITERS NEED CAT SUPERVISION!  I repeat: ALL WRITERS NEED CAT SUPERVISION!


Somewhere right near you is cats needing good homes and writers to supervise.  Go to shelter near you!  Many chain pet stores also host adoption centers.  Sydney was in Petco just yesterday, see many pretty, nice cats need homes!


Sydney knows you are only writers and possibly not smart enough to find shelter on your own, so here is link to help: AdoptAPet.com

GO!  GO NOW, FOR OWN GOOD!  NEED PROPER SUPERVISION TODAY!*


- Sydney


*Bad Agent Sydney also concedes that there are also many, many dogs in need of good homes too.  She admits that while they are too dumb to provide proper writer supervision, they may provide companionship and fetch your slippers, which no dignified cat would EVER do.


Bad Agent Sydney wants to hear from YOU!
Please leave your queries, questions, or comments! Perhaps Sydney's response will inspire a future post!