Writer-cat photo contest winners, Lacey, Grady, FlufferBelle and human Mary Jo Putney

Sydney:

Got new writer-cat photo winner today!  Big day!  Not one kitty, but three!  THIS MEANS BIG PRIZE IS SYDNEY GETS THREE TREATS!!!  Also Lacey, Grady, and FlufferBelle.  (Sydney thinks this right.  From Jo's message, could be other cats name Sofa, Grey Guy,  Reggie, and Rascal.  Sydney not clear on this, but important to figure out!  Could get MORE treats!)


Kitties rescued by writer Mary Jo Putney, who must now give all these kitties, whoever they are TREATS!  Get to work Mary Jo!  We look at pictures while you gone!

Mary Jo writes this for kitties: 

Attached are pictures of Lacey on the Sofa, Grady the Gray Guy, and FlufferBelle.  They were SPCA specials--Grady was the full price cat, Lacey the half price puss.  Grady and the Fluffster both have pictures by the monitor which show who they help me with my writing.  Grady, having a Y chromosome and much confidence, is relaxed about the newer rescues, FlufferBelle and Reggie The Rascal.  Lacey, being high strung, hates them both and has a yowl that will peel paint.  Despite the drama queen antics, though, they rub along reasonably well.

  - Mary Jo Putney, who thinks that cats channel creativity from the astral plane

Sydney does not know about "Astral Plane."  She is saving up to buy Gulfstream full of Tuna though.  ("Gulfstream full of tuna" like a big, tasty, pun that flies though, so that pretty creative I guess.)

Even with many cats to help, Mary Jo writes many books, sells many books.  See, here's one she write:

No cat on cover though (just dressy people with no heads!), so probably not very good!  Still, she sell, writers!  Maybe you go rescue three kitties, give good homes, you sell too!


Also, go buy Mary Jo's books!  Help support her kitties!  Need new bathrooms so everybody has own sink!  GO!  BUY NOW!  I WAIT!


Okay, now go adopt kitties overlords of your own!  Find shelter near you using link at bottom of message!  IS AT BOTTOM OF EVERY MESSAGE SYDNEY POSTS NOW!  WHY SOME YOU NOT GOT KITTY SUPERVISION YET!?!


(Homeless kitties!  Hang on!  Sydney is working fast as can!  Stupid writers!  Is like herding -- well -- cats...)


                         - Syd


Bad Agent Sydney wants to hear from YOU!
Please leave your queries, questions, or comments! Perhaps Sydney's response will inspire a future post!

While Bad Agent Sydney is not taking on new clients at this time, she is well aware that ALL WRITERS NEED CAT SUPERVISION!  Little known fact that this instinctive talent that ALL cats have!  Writers (and everyone want to be writer!), do to local shelter and ADOPT HOMELESS KITTY TODAY!  Use this LINK to find shelter near you!  GO!  AGENT SYDNEY SAYS!


If you found this post useful or fun, please be aware that Sydney has NEEDS! Toys. Catnip. TUNA! Support Sydney (and her people) by digging deep and sending a "thank-you" donantion her way. PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! (You cannot resist my hypnotic "pay up!" purr! PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

First Contest Winners Admiral Dufus, General Nuisance, also Janet Freeman-Daily

Sydney:


Hey!  Contest to promote aimless writers adopting homeless kitties only one day old, and already got winners!


Contest not over!  More winners next week!  Lots winners!  Keep sending writer cat photos!  Now!  Stupid writers!  Contest details here!


First winner, cats Admiral Dufus and General Nuisance via their writer Janet Freeman-Daily!  


They win-three reasons!  First, first to enter!  Not last!  Have many entries!  But first!  Sydney said to hurry!  Writer follows instructions!  Sydney likes this.


Second reason!  Good picture!  Pretty kitties.  Reminds Sydney of her enforcer, Mr. Oz!  Pastoral scene of kitties magnetically attracted to shed on black jacket!  Ahhhh!


Third reason.  General Nuisance possibly GREATEST CAT NAME EVER!  Extra award!  Sydney gets TWO treats!  Also Admiral Dufus and General Nuisance!  Go get treats Janet!  GO!  We wait, look at picture:

Janet says:

Hi Bad Agent Sydney,

Admiral Dufus (13 lbs on my arm) and General Nuisance (15 lbs on my lap) inspire me to stay at my computer and use my left brain.

Janet Freeman

So, smart kitties know writers easy to push around and only use half brain! 
Good kitties!  You got winner stink all over you!  Be sure to shed on jacket!


Sydney will be back Monday with more or our regular Bad Agent Wisdom, and Tuesday with another winner in our Big Contest!  


Rest of you writers, SEE HOW HAPPY JANET IS!  GO GIVE HOMELESS KITTIES HOMES!  NOW!  (You say you not writer?  Liar!  Everyone secretly wants to have written!  GO ADOPT CAT!  Then tell everyone you're writing book!  YOU HAVE CAT, THEY BELIEVE!)


- Sydney

Bad Agent Sydney wants to hear from YOU!
Please leave your queries, questions, or comments! Perhaps Sydney's response will inspire a future post!

If you found this post useful or fun, please be aware that Sydney has NEEDS! Toys. Catnip. TUNA! Support Sydney (and her people) by digging deep and sending a "thank-you" donantion her way. PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! (You cannot resist my hypnotic "pay up!" purr! PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

A New Contest from Sydney for Writers and their Cats

Sydney:


Yesterday Sydney started important crusade to hook up homeless kitties with aimless writers.  Say again:
ALL WRITERS NEED CAT SUPERVISION!!  If you miss message, go read now.  HERE!


But many writers already read and they say to me, "Sydney, you are sweet to think of this, but I already have adopted my cat overlords.  Let me tell you about them..."


This is when Sydney thinks, "writer who has already cat overlords can inspire catless-writers to accept their destiny (say in Darth Vader voice)!  So Sydney is launching a new contest!


Works like this!  You send me email pictures of your cats, or of you and your cats!  Tell me names!  If you want, tell me short, cute stories of how cat supervision has improved life and/or writing!  Email me at sydney@badagent.me!


If I like, I run here at Sydney-blog, and you win!  Prize?  I get treat!  (Hey, I am cat, and is MY contest!)  Also your cats get treat!  You give!  (They are cats, and is still MY contest!)  So fire up cameras!  Send now!  Go!


RULES:
1.  ENTERING GIVES SYDNEY T. CAT AND HER AUTHORIZED PEOPLE NON-EXCLUSIVE RIGHT TO USE AS WE SEE FIT.  U send, is MINE!  Next rule!
2.  ONLY WRITERS AND THEIR ADOPTED CATS MAY ENTER.  Okay, writers and their dogs, ferrets, mice, fish may enter, but Bad Sydney reserves right to make fun of or possibly eat them.  Next rule!
3.  PRIZES: Sydney's people will provide her with favorite Greenies treat!  Writer must give their cat (dog, ferret, mouse, fish) favorite treat.  YOU!  Not haft give Greenies.  THEIR FAVORITE!  YOU KNOW!  Stupid writers.  Next Rule!
4.  DEADLINE:  No deadline.  Just till Sydney gets tired or bored.  HURRY ANYWAY!  Stupid writers.  Next Rule!
5.  NO MORE RULES!  Unless Sydney thinks more later.  Can do!  Stupid writers!  GO TAKE PICTURES OF CATS!  GO!

PURRR!




Bad Agent Sydney wants to hear from YOU!
Please leave your queries, questions, or comments! Perhaps Sydney's response will inspire a future post!

If you found this post useful or fun, please be aware that Sydney has NEEDS! Toys. Catnip. TUNA! Support Sydney (and her people) by digging deep and sending a "thank-you" donantion her way. PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! (You cannot resist my hypnotic "pay up!" purr! PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!